weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.
Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.
by jupiterking October 28, 2020
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Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.
This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.
by Seitan June 11, 2023
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Claire weed

this person is pretty goofy and is pretty bad at math but she is still pretty cool 🤓 she goes to peoples houses just to take a nap, steal food, and steals your lunch as well. but that’s what makes her so special. 🔥
Claire weedie is Claire weedying today
by white man 310 November 21, 2023
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weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 06, 2023
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frat weed

Overpriced weed that does not get you high.
Stephan: "Ayo need any weed for this weekend? I'll hook you up."
Rob: "Hell no kid you sell that frat weed shit get stepping or get dropped bitch."
by disclexic March 29, 2021
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Thug weed

Weed so dank that when you smoke it you cannot do anything at all. The weed is so good, that you feel like you are smoking pot that Thugs in movies smoke
Bro, I need to write this paper but I smoked some real thug weed. I can't do shit!
by DaedronFTW December 05, 2014
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beat weed

beat weed is just another name for a smacked ass (person). A derogatory term. It was originated in the late sixties (1960's) and was used up until around the end of the seventies. Used almost exclusively by minors or folks in young twenties. Used in the Philadelphia area and perhaps other areas.
Mike > "Dave hung silver streamers on his bike and it looks stupid". Willy> " Yeah-- Dave is a beat weed sometimes".
by Ham Key December 12, 2019
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