Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.

That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.

by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023

turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Turkey Tom

A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.

"Do you know Chris Chan?"

"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

Turkey clip

a particularly good tasting vahoo on a womans body

dude Stephanie got a hella turkey clip

by monotone21 November 15, 2023

Turkey

Yes, it’s a game bird but it’s also a derogatory word used to describe someone who gobbles or yaps a lot. It also can be used in a similar way as “F-cker” or “an idiot” would be used.

“That’s turkey talk dude.”

“You turkey.”

“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”

by Anders Krieg December 21, 2023