The captain

the very gay closeted guy from bbc ghosts played by my beloved ben willbond.
person 1: hey do u like the captain from ghosts?
person 2: yes he is my husband
by wilbursootisasimp December 25, 2021
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Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.
"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
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Captain

A Man just trying to do his job but is unfortunately surrounded by immature, childish men of similar age that are nothing but lazy liars.
So I guess you have to be captain again tonight because those useless wankers are on.
by Just4thesake April 21, 2022
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captain

a name for a really hot and sexy person thats also really nice and kind if you know a captain you should give them a hug and tell them you love them! <3
omg your names captain?? youre so cool!
by dip/captain September 28, 2021
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Captain

Somebody who talks about themselves too much
Captains always talk about what they do.

I did this, I did that, I feel, I think, I, I, I, I.
My, my, my Me, me, me,
by Ocoolnz May 09, 2022
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Captain

An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly
That young lass there is a real captain!
by Disney infinity April 07, 2024
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Captain

Emmanuel is a captain. He owns all the hoes on the block.
by bad_bayonet January 06, 2025
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