Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Canadian Maplefucking

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.

"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"

by Grogon September 7, 2025

canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.

Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin

by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

Icy canadian

Sexy ass dude with no boundaries and likes jack harlow

Person 1: Ayo have you seen icy canadian recently?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was fucking bitches on bitches

by Icy…canadian? August 9, 2021

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016