short count

A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc

Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

Short

Being disrespected to the higest extent

If someone call you a bitch, and you don’t do anything back that’s a short

by Tziah FoTimes August 3, 2019

San Diego Short Stack

When you have the first person (generally male) lays down on his back then has a WILLING female mount him in a 69 position. Then a well endowed little person mounts the female anally.

I never knew such a little guy could have such upper body strength, and he gave that guy a tea bag at the same time. So, thats a San Diego short stack?

by Tommy the Roach March 26, 2011

Dumber than a short haired red-head

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

national punch your short ginger friend day

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;

"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser

by YoMamma12345678910435425423657 February 8, 2023

too short

ya too short man because your name is too short so you are bitch!!!

too short

by Aaron Borg April 5, 2004

Short-stop!

1)My nikname!
2)Tomas!!! Named me Short-stop (good times)!!
3)Shortstopz drunken n drugged up times.
4)Canterbury !!!!!!!
5)Short-stop loves life!!!!!!!!

"Yes Short-stop!, That statue has got a big nose!"

by Short-stop January 16, 2008