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Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.
Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
by Macag September 22, 2011
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purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple
damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants
by fuckmyswagass May 16, 2023
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Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023
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Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023
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Ring-Job

Similar to rimjob but a person slides their face on the outer rim around the other persons anus, counter clockwise then meets in the middle to shove tongue into said Anus. Then as tongue is into Anus the person flicks the tongue to get the ring affect.
“I heard Shelton gave Abby a mean Ring-Job last night
“Really? That dirty whore!”
by Testickle69 May 23, 2023
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Dropping Rings

An act of having sexual intercourse with someone wealthy or having a high social status.
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constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.
After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.
by N. Chastain June 4, 2023
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