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K-ringe

when kdrama (broadly speaking) are cringe.
-In the k drama she was like " I hate him " but she fell from a roof idk how and then the guy who was actually a vampire saved her . and you know the guy is soooo mysterious, he never loved anyone but the girl is of course special and unique so the fell in love, how unexpected ( he fell for her haha)!!! This is so cute why can't I find guys like this in real like.

- he is a fucking vampire. and this is k-ringe
by manobal but read it manoban December 22, 2021
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Septum Ring Theory

Septum Ring Theory is a vague insult typically used against people with septum rings on social media platforms like TikTok. There's no concrete definition, but you know it when you see it. Septum Ring Theory is characterized by the following qualities.

• Septum Piercing (Obviously, and other present piercings in a given example strengthens the theory & insult's effect)
• Dyed Hair (Typically bright, attention hungry colors)
• Heavily left-leaning/liberal ideology
• Misandry
• Inflated sense of self importance/ego
• Inability to take accountability
• Tattoos (Not a requirement, but often found alongside the other indicators)

The purpose of the insult is to make the target angry. Responses to being told they fit the definition of septum piercing theory typically revolve around virginity or baselessly insinuating that the person receiving the insult is attractive to the person delivering it (this is the aforementioned inflated sense of self importance/ego showing itself in full.) These people will also lump you into a nebulous group of conservative boogeymen, which is where the political angle comes in despite the comment itself having nothing to do with politics. These replies are exactly what is expected though, and only help to further prove the Septum Ring Theory.

In short, Septum Piercing Theory is a comment that's designed to knock a very specific set of chronically online losers down a peg, and it usually works to great effect, almost like a cheat code.
Person A (with septum piercing): Men don't deserve rights/are trash/should be killed, etc, etc.

Person B (Usually a faceless account in Person A's comment section): Septum Ring Theory still undefeated.

Person A (in a video response to the comment): Spoken from a man who's never had his face in between a woman's legs. (They think they ate with this 🤭)
by The Masterful Baiter September 15, 2025
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hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper
hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed
by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024
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brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
by Seresan July 12, 2024
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Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.
(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring
by samcat116 August 8, 2016
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Rump-ring

Same as “butt-dial
If I get another rump-ring from fuzzleknucks I’m going to rip his head off.
by drodhertzer May 9, 2021
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Squid rings

A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.
Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"
by RedDaug June 11, 2018
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