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Pee

A yellow or clear liquid that is released from the human genitalia, this liquid is stored in the balls

Some nerds will claim pee is actually stored in the kidneys but they are fucking dumbasses and dont realized that is where cum is stored hence the name KID-neys
PersonA: my entire apartment is filled with Pee
PersonB: WTF
by Miner dud September 3, 2022
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Sus Among Us Friend Cat Pee

Sus Among Us Friend Cat Pee is when someone named fred5ted or tfdrede5 say im mr donkey
fred5ted:im mr donkey

person: sus among us friend cat pee
by aidvhne September 4, 2022
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Youtube Pee

something that is supposed to be the opposite of youtube poop but somehow doesn’t exist
If there is YouTube Poop, why isn’t there YouTube Pee?
by wubbableseiebe September 7, 2022
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Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.
In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.
by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022
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pee brain

stop being such a pee brain, be nice
by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022
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pee mind

stop being such a pee mind,
by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022
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Lava Pee

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
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