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Date

A date is something you do with a boyfriend or girlfriend. It can be really fun to go on a date but it can also not be.

If it goes well, you could get a wife if it does not go well, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... I would say just play with your friend and drink some beer and wine when you're at it. Or try to beg her to stay with you... you know what forget bout that, Dates slow you down in life so don't do them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This word is useless you should never use it at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kaingus sky May 14, 2021
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Running Date

Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.
I also run half marathons, should we have a running date?
by TheRealOneAmongUs May 19, 2021
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Post hoc date

When two people in the 'talking phase' meet up initially and do date type things without planning on it, only to later realise that their meeting could qualify as a date.

Post hoc date refers to a date that is officially recognized or labeled as such after the fact, rather than being a planned or intentional first date.
The couple laughed about their first meeting, realizing that it was actually a post hoc date, as they had already grown close through weeks of getting to know each other.
by Wuv Wuv September 16, 2024
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Original Date

Phrase used to get attention of anyone about literally any video.
Person 1: Original Date??? attachment
Person 2: Why do you not know?
by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024
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Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country
As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2024
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Date

The most unhealthiest fruit. The fruit that found in Middle East.
Quezon : Habibi, Me Wants Date
Habibi : sure
by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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