Fudge-nipples

When your nipples turn into chocolate and someone has to eat them off for you.

Person 1: Oh no! My nipples turned into fudge-nipples!
*goes out in public*
Person 1: Someone eat my nipples!
Person 2: Oh ok
*eats nipples*

by Jennifer..Lynn December 11, 2020

Nipple turd

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region

Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area

by Shelby jean February 17, 2021

Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...

She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...

by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021

Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.

None shall show Female presenting nipple

by Clown from the trash dimension August 19, 2022

Shirleys Nipple

A mixed drink loosely based on the Shirley’s temple, made by combining equal parts of deep Eddie’s grapefruit and Fresca, topped with lemon juice and served over ice.

Damn dude Ryan gosling isn’t funny until the 5th Shirleys Nipple

by Baussmann August 21, 2022

calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022

nipple rat

A bum that wears open shirts exposing the nipples and sells raw meats out of his pants on bar patios.

I was enjoying a Sunday funday with friends when a nipple rat rolled up on a bicycle and offered us some lukewarm meats from his pants.

by ex girlfriend_420 November 1, 2022