NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 24, 2019
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National Tate Myre day

A day dedicated to the hero of the oxford mass school shooting Tate Myre. In appreciation of trying to disarm the attacker by lunging at him but sadly lost his own life while saving almost 2 thousand others
National Tate Myre day
Guy 1: Remember Tate Myre from the Oxford highschool well I’m pretty sure they’re naming the wildcats stadium after him
Guy 2: He really deserves it after what he did saving all those people but losing his own life
by Oxford, lake Orion students December 01, 2021
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BITCHES IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD. Kenzie deserves to be recognized.

She is the sweetest fucking thing. I love her with everything that I am and more people need to realize it too. Kenzie is the best person I've ever met. She is so nice to everyone and she always puts others first before herself. Kenzie is the most beautiful girl that I've ever met. She is so pure and wholesome and I love her so much. She's extremely smart and bright so I believe she deserves her own day.

I am hereby declaring today, National Kenzie Appreciation Day.
Yo it's November 3rd.

YEAH DUDE IT'S NATIONAL KENZIE APPRECIATION DAY.

HELL YEAH IT IS. Let me go and praise Kenzie for the beautiful goddess she is.

Same!!
by Kiby November 03, 2020
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National unus annus day

nov 14th is national unus annus day It’s a day where we post fanart and wear merch and pay respect to the death of unus annus or more the life
by I'm dealing with depression November 14, 2020
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National Roast Sam Day

December 11th-

National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.
Example-

Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt
by NullTheFloof December 12, 2020
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March 3rd is the day of reporting Deadnight, the dipshit of a 6 year old who shouldn't exist
Hey Jacobi tomorrow is National Report DeadNight Day! Time to set a timer for 8:30 tomorrow huh?
by AnG3LD34TH Tr4DG3DY March 02, 2022
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national phone sex day

April 19th when you and your partner have phone sex on this particular date.
Tomorrow is national phone sex day
by Music tha April 18, 2020
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