1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.
by northbot September 24, 2025
Get the Male Bechdel testmug. A being above an alpha male, with immense power. They need more lemon pledge yet cannot buy it themselves. SUPER RARE.
Misser John: "Go by lemon pledge yourself"
Consuela Male: "Nó... nó"
Alpha Male: "I saw a Consuela male and pissed myself from fear"
Consuela Male: "Nó... nó"
Alpha Male: "I saw a Consuela male and pissed myself from fear"
by Father🫃 January 4, 2024
Get the Consuela malemug. Alpha Males are cucks who think they are the top of the chain. Wanna be Alpha Males are discord mods. (They are too dumb to realize that the Shrigma Males are the ones who hold true power)
Guy 1: Is that Nelson?
Guy 2: Yeah it is hes such a Alpha Male cuck. Oh shit here he comes
Nelson: No memes in general guys. Also please remove any photoshopped images of me thanks.
Guy 2: Yeah it is hes such a Alpha Male cuck. Oh shit here he comes
Nelson: No memes in general guys. Also please remove any photoshopped images of me thanks.
by NiggaMelon420 July 20, 2021
Get the Alpha Malemug. by khatumo October 29, 2020
Get the dervish malemug. by jtwasabi October 8, 2022
Get the Sigma malemug. 
