Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!
Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.
Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.
Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!
by Flower347joy May 2, 2022
Get the Internet Karen mug.Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.
" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".
by saavy chimp April 9, 2024
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Karen: no sorry, I’m busy.
1 week later
Karen: I’m dropping off my dog for you to look after next week, hope that’s ok.
Karen: no sorry, I’m busy.
1 week later
Karen: I’m dropping off my dog for you to look after next week, hope that’s ok.
by Captainfandango August 25, 2022
Get the Karen mug.A young female, usually 30 or under, who is already practicing being offended by jokes and getting mad over nothing online so that she will one day master the art of being triggered in public. Usually in the early stages of gaining an excessive amount of weight, trimming their hair short, maintaining virgin status, blaming men for everything, and playing the victim card when they realize they are wrong in an argument. These females have already surpassed the point of downvoting anything that triggers them online as well as having pre-programmed terminology that comes out of their mouth at least once per hour such as “bigot”, “small dick energy”, and “ok boomer”.
Short-haired fat chick: JUST BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR SMALL DICK ENERGY IN HERE BIGOT!!!!
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.
them.
Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.
them.
Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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Trains go toot
Karen doesn't like the way you act
now she has filed a lawsuit
Karen is probably asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Trains go toot
Karen doesn't like the way you act
now she has filed a lawsuit
Karen is probably asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Non-Karen: Hey whats Karen up to
Other non-Karen: oh she is probably just asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Non Karen: oh look there she is
*Karen is now screaming slightly below the audible spectrum whilst pitching children into here minivan*
Karen: I WANT TO SPEEK TO YOUR MANAGER.
*the children now sob frantically*
The children: we don't have a Mann-ijer miss
*Karen is now pulling and throwing random plates and cups out of her pockets*
Karen: I KNOW MY RIGHTS, SEND ME TO THE HEAD OFFICE.
Other non-Karen: oh she is probably just asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Non Karen: oh look there she is
*Karen is now screaming slightly below the audible spectrum whilst pitching children into here minivan*
Karen: I WANT TO SPEEK TO YOUR MANAGER.
*the children now sob frantically*
The children: we don't have a Mann-ijer miss
*Karen is now pulling and throwing random plates and cups out of her pockets*
Karen: I KNOW MY RIGHTS, SEND ME TO THE HEAD OFFICE.
by Josh_The_First July 6, 2020
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