July 28

National Make Out With Bruno day.

Best celebrated naked and cuddling.

“Tomorrow is July 28, Bruno and I are going to lay up in bed and celebrate.”

by AR999 July 27, 2024

July 14th

National send a titty pic to your loved one day!

Him: Hey its July 14th, National send a titty pic to your loved one day!

Her: “Sends Titty Pic”

Him: Its also my birthday 😏

Her: Ill make sure to get you a present you wont forget 🤭

by Bannanaslurpee June 26, 2022

July 25th

National slap your little or big sister day!

Sister: what day is it?

Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.

by TheAwsomeDood July 24, 2021

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

july 19th

your kinda dumb, anoyying, mad all the time and dosent do much

hey, you where born in july 19th your dumb

by that dumb dog 82828272 April 2, 2022

No Poop July

In the pandemic, a cornball on TikTok posted a video that said that supposedly, Would not poop for a month. Even tought he faked it. The trend "#nopoopjuly#" spreaded rapidly. This trend revived 2 TIMES.

I really hope #nopoopjuly does not return..!

Cornball:Yo, im going to do no poop july
Guy:what?
Cornball:yes, im not sh**ing for a month
Guy:SEE Y0u 0N Th3 0TH3r SID3

by XD_1234 September 19, 2025

July 11

July 11th is heather Samaan’s birthday

I the almost july 11th, that’s Heather Samaan’s birthday!

by Gdhdbdjbdve July 10, 2021