Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

jizz jiggler

Someone who plays with semen that looks more like toothpaste.

Boys. Ahem: We all know you are jizz jigglers sometimes in that rest room. I go to the other one.

by EllaPrincessFantasica March 18, 2014

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

Jizz

Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.

I was at the cantina listening to some jizz.

by james danko January 20, 2022

jizz

JIzz is the white stuff dat comes out from pp

Oh no i jizzed in your face!

by ching chaong chong January 28, 2020

jizz

Orgasm.

I jizz a lot.

by otock April 2, 2023

Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022