Sticky Date Valve

The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.
Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
by raspus May 23, 2019
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date-traitor

noun *offensive*

(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else

(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person

**ORIGIN**

The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
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sexual blackout dates

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015
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Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.
by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022
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Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.
This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!
by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022
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plague date

Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.
My plague date tonight is live on Zoom
by Jane Glass June 15, 2020
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