Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd

Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better

by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019

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Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

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slave band

This is your run of the mill wedding ring. A mark of your proprietor. A constant reminder you are now beholden to another person.

How does that slave band feel on your finger.

by alteraki April 19, 2018

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Was-band

An ex husband that you’re now dating again. He was your husband now he’s your boyfriend.

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first and third person singular past of be.
hus·band
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noun
a married man considered in relation to his spouse.
"she and her husband are both retired"

Was-band:
Ex Husband boyfriend being the same person.

My was-band is making us a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at the local diner.

by Monkeytrouble77 February 14, 2023

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