how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

how to evolve

First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men

To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve

by Eyemanm January 23, 2022

How lose?

When you are farming somebody in a video game it is proper manners to demand to know after every death how they "lost that." The most effective way of doing this is constantly asking them "HOW" in the chat until they succumb to a rage fueled meltdown.

*headshots marvin*
walter: marvin how did you lose that?
marvin: what are you talking about yo-
water: HOW LOSE?
marvin: I SAID I-
water: HOWWW???
*marvin ragequits*

by runxc September 13, 2022

Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

This is how everything dies.

Is this what the world has come to?
Is this our legacy?
Will you remember me?
Or will I too fall into oblivion?

I suppose only time will tell,

and
even then
all I am
is a name on a screen.

Nothing more.

Nothing less.

“This is how everything dies.”

by discordrat September 6, 2021

How

A question i ask myself

guy1: How?
guy2: How what?
guy1: Just how?

by Generic Internet Kid November 17, 2020