Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

Witch hop

Hip hop subgenre featuring strong occult references and aesthetics

Dusty: "This Ic3peak record is like witch house but with rap!?"
Theia:" It's witch hop babe."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Hop on Lethal Company

The desire to be chained to a wall and whipped by 3 oily men

Miles:" Let's hop on Lethal Company tonight."
Caleb: "Not again. I'm traumatized."

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Hop On Brawl Brother

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

Wanna Hop On Brawl Brother?
Sure I just need to wait until my mom goes out of my room!

by Mom Slayer April 16, 2021

Hop on classic collections vc

Rough sex with men including massive dildos and cock sucking

Cosmic: Hop on Classic collections vc (pls i want anal i want big fuck me in ass plzplz)

by thecrusaderman August 2, 2021

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Kawaii hop

A remix of anime and hip hop

Music for black weeaboos

Eh mang you hear that new Kawaii hop song

No, that's for weeaboos

by Dank memester March 15, 2016