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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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Giving me fer vibes

“Giving me fer vibes” is used when somebody is being ghetto and irrelevant like fer!
Guy1: *is ghetto*

Guy2: ew you’re such a fer, giving me fer vibes!

Guy3: ikr, ghetto like fer.
by Ferisghettoafxox January 24, 2021
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Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled
Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man
by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020
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National Give an Otter a Cookie Day

Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!
"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"
by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022
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Give us this day our dally bred

Da standard prayer uttered by horny studs who wish "Da Great One" to furnish them with at least one chance of getting laid in any 24-hour period.
"Variety is da spice of life", and so it's only natural dat when virile dudes make da divine request of, "Give us this day our dally bred", they would also wish for an assortment of different "flavors of flour" in said crunchy comestibles, rather than just plain wheat or rye or barley each and every day --- i.e., they would wanna have sex with lots of different ladies, not just da same gal over and over.
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
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National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong
Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.
by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024
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Give Keyy a Kiss Day

On September 19-23 Give Keyy a kiss. If u don’t, you goin to jail.
Damn, guess ion got a choice cus it’s give Keyy a kiss day
by K3RON September 19, 2022
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