Ghost packet

Food packaging that appears to be full. once grabbed it is revealed to the very dissapointed grabber that it is actually empty and merely adopting the shape of a full packet.

Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.

1. We could not make nachos because Jermaine didn't buy any chips. He said he saw a whole packet in the pantry but it turned out to be a ghost packet.

2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!

by allkindsofsickaye March 21, 2009

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Ghost order

When you go to order take out, and you pretend that you’re ordering for yourself and others. But really, it’s all for you.

“Dude, I just did a ghost order”

Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!

by Fecal-detective.1952 March 2, 2021

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ghost arming

when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else

that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.

i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.

by frogpubes October 5, 2013

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ghost nose

when you cum in a girls mouth and it comes out her nose

"I gave Christina a fucking ghost nose he other day and she freaked out"

by urafuckingweeaboo August 21, 2016

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Ghost Splat

You have anal with a girl and, after cumming in her ass, hold a piece of paper behind her butthole. When she farts out the cum, it becomes art and can be sold for millions

"Dude check out this sweet ghost splat I just bought!"
"Is that cum?"
"Right? This is art man!"

by broof September 5, 2014

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