Dead Man Scotch Egg 

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.

Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg

Dead Man Scotch Egg by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010

dead as a doornail 

Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.

On the morticians slab both Qusay and Uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.

dead as a doornail by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Dead Ting 

A very vague and ambiguous phrase used to describe the process of dying in the game of Fortnite.

The boys, "Jem, where are you getting shot from."

Jon Cornish replies, "DEAD TING, DEAD TING, DEAD TING."

Dead Ting by I can Sex a lot of many womans May 7, 2018

Dead in a dick 

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.

1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive

Dead in a dick by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006

dead nazi 

a good nazi is a dead nazi.

Fuck nazis. They are better off dead. A good nazi is a dead nazi.

dead nazi by a future for all children! November 22, 2020

dead dreams 

a new METAL band that is better then Gabe's band.

don't ask you fuck head!!!

dead dreams by jizz October 1, 2003

dead af 

Marina Joyce's Career is dead af

Marina Joyce's YouTube channel is dead af like her!

dead af by speng boy March 1, 2017