Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

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chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

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.9.No Queremoz Date Chancez.9.

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Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heightened making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting while cooking can ultimately take it to a more passionate level.

Danielle: I brought some sexy lingerie for my date with Jaylen tonight.

Bree: Sexy lingerie for a date?

Danielle: Jaylen and I are having a pajama cooking date instead of a cooking date.

Bree: Wearing sexy lingerie will definitely give your date an added sex factor.

by Starving Artist246 April 14, 2025

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