by Schpea July 4, 2023

by WaterPeople November 15, 2019

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

James- Hey Emily, here is my hoodie
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
by yournationaldaygirl April 20, 2022

Lily: I think i have a crush on him! *asks for his number*
him: *gives her his #*
*they start talking*
him, at 11:58pm: hey, baby. send pics?
him: *gives her his #*
*they start talking*
him, at 11:58pm: hey, baby. send pics?
by baby_hufflepuff October 29, 2019

The act of non-consensual violent anal rape in a restauraunt bathroom of a straight male by a gay male.
Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?
by Finley029 October 2, 2008

When someone walks into a room and your heart flys out of your chest and you want them to come sit down next to you but you also want to punch them in the face.
by Nobody’s business May 28, 2019
