Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child
by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
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Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.
"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"
by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 09, 2022
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twit-child

Why are you a twit-child?
by ThisisforyouFei June 06, 2010
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phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
by Aneemall September 22, 2017
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child is clips

bitch i don’t care how gansta i am if my favorite song starts playing child is clips
by Kambambam April 16, 2024
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Child from the brown

When a guy ejaculates into another mans ass, another man then proceeds to fuck that man in the ass, thus smeering the previous mans semen on his penis. That man then inpregnates a woman with the first mans sperm.
Dang, we're gonna have a "Child from the brown" cause of my latest orgy.
by Bitch_wheres_my_tophat January 24, 2017
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