Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
Brandon Lang is an American hero
by The Bible teacher September 23, 2020
When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020
Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020
the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass
by fuck Thompson September 08, 2021
a dumbass high school with fuck ass APs like Mr Thompsons fucking bald ass that king Neptune looking bitchwho want get out the bathroom bc his bitch ass bored and wanna try to catch someone
by fuck Thompson September 08, 2021
A fat cunt who is incest with his sister and wanks to kissing pranks and takes it up the arse from his girlfriend with a bigger dick then him .
by Gregster January 26, 2019
A metaphor used by morons, that has no idea what a metaphor is. When someone famous says something that doesn't make it a metaphor.
by Antifia January 28, 2023