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The birds and the bees

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

/Breadbin Urie/
My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?
Me: When a man loves a woman ....
by Nika_dww November 18, 2019
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Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018
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Bird on a Wire

A bird on a Wire is an easy shot.
by PbOfOoo February 25, 2021
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bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).
1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008
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J bird

J bird is word used to describe Lance Morgan Jayo who is on of the craziest party animals on earth with a 27inch dick he refers to as his meat sleeve
by Blaster balls October 11, 2020
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bird brain

Somebody who doesn't understand math and will never understand. He will utter stuff like: The proof is brilliant. It uses mainstream mythmatics to demonstrate the bullshit being taught by the BIG STUPID. It accepts infinity as being valid.
John Gabriel, you wont get it with your bird brain.
by Harry Stoteles December 20, 2016
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Bird Kid

Bird Kid

bird always going 2 clap u fam !!!!!!

add me garbage can (bird w keys) boi
Bird w keys your azz

Bird Kid - 2020
by y e z z i r February 10, 2020
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