A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.
Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height
Girl- hey what’s your name
Guy- mike
Girl- knew it
Girl- hey what’s your name
Guy- mike
Girl- knew it
by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023
She is talking to mike
by El chaparro December 08, 2021
A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.
by Vertxツ January 21, 2020
by Apex Rex November 14, 2021
by am_spooky_ocapus April 16, 2022
Mike is a talented person who is absolutely amazing like how. He might sing and play volleyball but his best talent is making you smile.
Omg Mike is super awesome!
by MIntcredible February 09, 2019
A term used to describe someone exhibiting creepy, predatory, or generally unpleasant behavior, often in a way that is socially unacceptable or morally questionable. Can also be used to refer to someone acting like a douchebag.
"Wow, dude, you're being such a Mike—cut that out!"
"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."
"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."
by wuppers February 11, 2025