Thomas

Fat Cock

Wow, I can’t walk straight after staying over at Thomas’ last night.

by CherryThomato November 23, 2021

Thomas

He's a cool guy once you get to know him he is a medium sized black man with curly brown hair and brown eyes he loves to flirt with girls and usually has a best friend named Val.

OMG it's a Thomas

by Thomas on May 23, 2018

Thomas Bailey

Thomas Bailey, so caring, so sweet, has a girlfriend, Madison Marshall she got a fat ass. They are in love and will be getting married

PERSON 1: DID YOU SEE THOMAS BAILEY AND MADISON THEY ARE SO IN LOVE!

Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever

by Igotbitchesonmydick September 22, 2022

Thomas

Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.

Sincerely,

- E.T. <3

Man I hate that I never ended up with Thomas, we could’ve been great together

by _pcat_ October 28, 2023

Thomas

Thomas. Thomas is a very smart, humble, athletic and psycho friend. He is sure to light up any room as soon as he walks in and will make everyone smile. Everyone wants to be friends with Thomas though Thomas is a very selective friend. He loves travelling and seeing new things. He has great qualities as a boyfriend and is a loving husband. His dream would be to travel the world and see everything it has to offer. Thomas overall is a friend forever.

Esther: Hey Thomas would would you like to do today?
Thomas: well let’s go out and see what’s there!

by ThomasKaj September 11, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is the Fat ass, Racist, Sexist, Homophobic that throughout every lesson of the eighth grade i was forced to sit next to. he has a repugnant personality that caused him to be bullied in primary school, he is Australian but the worst side of it. His family is from Germany, and he is genrally unliked. Thomas is also a weeb who loves One Piece, Thomas here, IF YOU DONT LIKE ONE PIECE, I WILL FIND YOU, AND YOU WILL SIT THROUGH ALL 1000+ EPISODES 10 TIMES, I WILL WATCH YOU WATCH IT. Thomas i kno where you live dont touch my laptop
That concludes Thomas, i do not like him, please help me.

Thomas the train engine

Guy 1: damn it, we got Thomas in our class.
Guy 2: Crap i have to sit next to him

by Mr_E7473 November 13, 2023

Thomas

An Australian copper head who claims he is blonde, doesn't do his schoolwork and treats warnings as a joke. You can trust him, but he always tries to be close friends with bad people (Specifically enemies) and will acknowledge the fact that they aren't good people but will still do it because he is too fucking nice. Oh, and he will keep trying to find excuses even though it is obvious.

Teacher: Thomas, Do your work now or I'll send you to da ooffice. Oooo godness gracious me I'd like some Chicken Tika Masala
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)

by AGuyFromBelize June 5, 2025