Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.

Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother

by Nicheis October 16, 2023

Bread

One of the best fucking foods in the world, if you don't like bread then you can go f*ck yourself

Person 1: I'm hungry
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Wanna chow down on some bread
Person 2: Ew no! Bread is horrible
Person 1: Get out of my face

by BreadMan1.2.3.4.5 July 25, 2023

Bread Cake

3 Peices Of Bread Stacked On Top Of Each other, With Chocolate Sauce On Each One. On The Top One, There's Sprinkles Alongside The Chocolate-Top Of The Yummy Monolith.

I'm So Fat, That I'm Basically A Stress Ball. The Only Reason Is Because I Eat Bread Cake.

by A@$TE90P3 April 18, 2023

get the bread

It's like when you gotta go for something or just go to work to get the money you say that.
You can also say ''Get this bread''.

Josh: Bro let's play some call of duty

Andrew: Nah bro i gotta get the bread

by PEKE19 May 10, 2019

Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020

bread bitchin

To bitch about not having any Bread

"where's all the bread at yo!"
"quit your bread Bitchin! It's in the pantry."

by Charlidavidson January 22, 2015

jelly breaded

When a women has a nice big healthy ass with a nice motion to her walk.

Damn! That girl is light weight jelly breaded .

by Mouth Piece October 13, 2017