Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.

"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."

by Poet delirium February 18, 2017

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

Poo gibbon

A frog that thinks it is a prince.

My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.

by Descend upon March 8, 2017

poo stamp

It's the act of placing one's naked ass onto someone's resting hand after using the bathroom and not wiping the behind.

that's disgusting!!! Mark gave me a POO STAMP while i was talking to Amber , now my hand smells like shit!!!.

by ChampOlight May 7, 2016

pinga poo

The overwhelming sensation of needing to poop, once your amphetamine induced peak takes effect.

'Man, the pill has kicked in. Where's the toilet so I can do a pinga poo'.

by I Don't Care 89 July 26, 2016

Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016