My cutie

My cutie also known as DD

Me:your cute
D: nah
Me: my cutie yes

by Nugget01 October 4, 2021

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021

titties in my nuggets

when someones being annoying and wont stop bothering you and they think theyre being cute but its just annoying

amanda: errrrrrrrrrrguuhghg demetriusss *leans over

demetrius: Aye bro, why you got your titties in my nuggets?

by uwa lol October 5, 2021

its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries

Pardon my french fries

by SADBC October 8, 2021