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School spaz

When you're having a great day till you have to got to school, the your life gets fucked
Man, was having a great day until I had a school spaz
by Timmy-Tuck-Tuck May 14, 2015
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School

The Depiction of hell or Federal Prison of kids.

let me give a better meaning ok

Government: " Hey civilians y'all want something to pay for???"

Civilians: "Sure!"

Government: " It's called school ware you send your kids to get an "Education" and the kids will love it! cuse everything is "Chill" and everyone is "Friendly" and "is the #1 safest place for your kids" so pay up

Civilians: "Okay"

Is what you may think but if your not in school today it's not like that is a place ware there is fights almost everyday and almost all the kids including me at my school say it's a mix of Hell, Prison and Alcatraz all in one!! It's a place ware you and your friends have to not get put in the forever box by some kid being a dick or by your parents because your crapy teachers failed you on your test for sneezing in class ( btw true story of mine.) or you where accused of hitting someone you don't even know and saying it wasn't you then getting into a fight with the same guy who you where accused of hitting then getting expelled for when he only got 6 days of detention for even known he hit you first. and Thares no way in hell school is the safest place for kids cuse just look at 4/20/99 i'm not going to say the name of the school but yah i'm done ranting have a good day
hey your going to "School"
hey your going to "hell"
they are the same
by auhfuasghuesag0isaeru9werhg August 17, 2023
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Pueblo County High School

A school that has people and some of those people can be weird.
by Smart Human 🫥🥱 November 16, 2022
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Northwestern Middle School

a middle school located in Douglas County WI, it’s spirit colors are black and gold to represent the tigers (Northwestern Tigers). The school is very nice but there are some weird crackheads there. 😂
wow the Northwestern Middle School is nice but who is that crackhead over there?
by assssssssjjjjjj August 26, 2019
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school

person 1: hey what is school?
person 2:*dies*
person1: is it that bad?
by IM BANJO September 17, 2019
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School

School- Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lives
Class- Come Late And Start Sleeping
Math- Mental Abuse To Humans
Homework- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
Drama- Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
Gossip- Gadget Obsessed Status Symbol In People
Guy: I can't wait till school's over.
Guy2: Yea and I don't have to hear all this gossip and drama from people.
Guy3: It's not even close for me, I still have Math next...
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School Shooters

Alright... This guy is a fucking retard. This guy, Alec Baldwin's brother, says that all of the school shooters played 1 of 3 games. Fortnite, Call of Duty, or GTA...
Hym "That's like saying 'All of the school shooters had eyes.' Like, if you play video games... That chances that you DON'T play CoD, Fortnite, or GTA are basically 0. Like, these people are fucking retarded. And the pundit, Patrick Bet David, goes 🤯 HIS MIND IS BLOWN! HIS MIND IF BLOWN BY THE CONNECTION GUYS! FUCKING RETARD! He's a fucking retard. The pundit is a retard. The guy he is interviewing is a fucking retard. Like, you see why you're shit, right? Like, you are a pundit and you can see your relationship to me and the rest of the world and you know that you are shit, right? Like, all the school shooters, right? They all ate cheeseburgers! Can you believe it!? They ALL ate cheeseburgers at some point in their lives."

Patrick Bet David 🤯 "WOOOOOOAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!! MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW!"
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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