Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

My armpit is a valley

Don't ask, it just is...

My armpit is a valley
What?

by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019

be my dandelion

a way to show love for someone like a pickup line

zyzo be my dandelion

by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022

WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 NECK

If you wanna get strong for that battle, you must choose between two options: money that'll last you a lifetime, or wotr. You gotta choose it for yourself, and remember, ain't no goin back bruh.

WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 NECK

by WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 March 28, 2024

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

Breaking my high

When someone is annoying you while your high (marijuana) . Like your Mom & Grandma

Yo my Grandma was breaking my high yesterday

by Honeymoney* June 16, 2018

Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.

I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020