Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

in your barney

A phrase mostly used in North Dublin. Meaning that there is no chance in hell of that happening.

Child: "Ma, I'm going to de moon tomorrow"

Ma: "Ye are in your barney"

by vexing shame March 12, 2024

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back

I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight

by Paint your back like Piccaso March 12, 2024

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.

If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024

Shut the hell your mouth

A less rude and more playful way to tell someone to shut up

Person A: Did you know that-
Person B: Dude shut the hell your mouth with your family feud ass questions

by That's not very paragon! March 13, 2024

Lie your Berries

when your tryna lay it down with somebody so you put the berries down on the pull out couch.

Ay Keira you wanna lie your berries with me?

by jacobphile March 14, 2024

National stick your face in your girl's boobies day

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints

I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!

by johndeerdivadome March 16, 2024