Skin your root

To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract

"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"

by cuturclaw88 June 17, 2022

your dick is bigger than mine

means you have small balls or have no balls for anything

person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine

by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022

Tuck it in your Bucket

A slang term pertaining to sex, usually referring to anal

Dam girl, you look fine in those yoga pants. Can I tuck it in your Bucket?!

by F*g June 21, 2022

Your mom

Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022

Annoy Your Friend Day

June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!

Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"

by Toaster Overlord June 22, 2022

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

by LuridHope June 24, 2022