You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

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whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

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go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

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who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity

So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?

by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021

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Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.

by WildWill March 10, 2024

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