swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020

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Get the swallow or it's going in your eyemug.

Choose your mi skin

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Choose your mi skin: Wait? is that the sound of when you *select* a mi skin? Mi shoecoin! dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

by IGateNiggers February 28, 2025

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Get the Choose your mi skinmug.

im to your servic

It's so interesting that SERVICE & SERVIC (WOMENS WAORM(2OP) HOLE) SO IM TECHNICALLY YOUR TECHNICIANS WHO SERVICE A SERVIC AND GIVE A NICE CHECK TO THE BEAN AND THE VIOLIN

I always be your loyal servant baby.

Im to your servic. 24/8

by Simonet@let December 16, 2021

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Get the im to your servicmug.

Yo yo-ing your nipples

When you are having sex-or whenever really, you grab your nipple and pinch real hard, and start moving your hand fast like you are flinging a yo yo.

So out of nowhere you decided to jump on the table and start yo yo-ing your nipples?!

by It.that.dumb.bitch.again February 28, 2019

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Get the Yo yo-ing your nipplesmug.

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

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