National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, go grab some lube”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

Gold day

When your happy and want to say sigma balls

When I saw my freind I screamed gold day!

by Realurbanman July 17, 2024

National Abby Sends Nudes Day

Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.

Fuck, I forgot it is National Abby Sends Nudes Day. Who's gonna be the lucky soul this year. - Abby

by Greg761 April 28, 2023

Air Force 1s Day

On September 26th Everyone should wear their AF1s to school, no matter the color way, how fresh or beat up they are, or how much you dislike them

Aye, It’s Air Force 1s Day, why aren’t you wearing yours?

I don’t have any

by Icboyyy11011 September 23, 2022

National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

National kiss an Indian day

January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away

Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.

by A Fucking G/ Indian Jesus January 3, 2022

once selca day

once selca day is the most important day of the year. it’s a day that all onces imitate a selca of twice and post it on twitter.

nayeon - what day is it?

jeongyeon - it’s once selca day!

by badgirlpussyboss27 May 9, 2022