Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.

-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass

by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012

Broke-assed

Past of broke-ass

See broke-ass for Broke-assed

by V.Sylva May 11, 2012

Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012

ass dents

Cellulitis

Son: mom needs some work done on her butt. Sister: what's wrong with her butt? Son: it has ass dents in it.

by ImJeniusUrNot May 23, 2012

tell them about their ass

to tell someone off

Andy, they messed up my order. Go tell them about their ass.

by FRATFRAT November 28, 2011

ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 12, 2012