humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006

Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

Wet ass nipple

Term referring to Portland Oregon

I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.

by Nwasshole June 3, 2022

Ass Giblet

This term is used usually when someone you know is being a dickbag

Ex;
P1: *eats bag of chips*
P2: *snatches bag of chips from P1*
P1: HEY YOU ASS GIBLET GIVE ME MY CHIPS

by -iluvubb November 23, 2019

Dom ass

Name for a bartender that forgets to put in the fucking oyster order!

Why!? Dom ass why?

by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”

Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”

by Ok2cool September 27, 2021

ass●ist

1. A male or female who idolizes, worships, or covets the ass. Fondling, caressing, and holding are all forms of worship practiced by an ass●ist.
2. A male or female who practices ass●ism.

There is no ass that does not interest a true ass●ist.
Not to be confused with the ass man: Where the ass man sees the ass as a plaything, the true ass●ist considers the ass with reverence.

by Galaxy_Flower September 13, 2023