your mom

uhhhhh

your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.

by your mom is fat #fat mom May 2, 2023

#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog

Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth

by Great Giti April 16, 2020

your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 9, 2021

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Your chance of getting bitches

0%

What’s your chance of getting bitches?

by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH April 29, 2023

Cull your tongue

To keep your mouth shut, or to not say such a thing that is disliked.

Soldier: King, I fear your wife is killing people.
King: Cull your tongue, boy!

by Alanon August 16, 2016