Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024

weed

The most amazing thing on this planet

I love weed

by Alex Peelcock October 31, 2021

Bob weed

It's weed that makes you become bob that's it.

Here smoke some bob weed.

by BEAN MOTHERFEKERS March 22, 2021

Weed heaves

also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.

I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.

by zealasquigs July 1, 2025

Weed

Sum shit you smoke on that gets u fucked up. It can get somewhat addicting and it fucks up ur mental. It's haram for Muslims.

Jordan : Wussuh slime why u look like dis
Daevon : I'm off that weed foo i cant feel my legs

by Vlonethxgger February 26, 2021

Weed

1. Getting high to calm down or just at a party, there is also medical marijuana. 2. An annoying plant

1. People bought weed to go to party and get high.

2. Weed is all over my backyard.

by H is a funny letter February 2, 2021

funny weed day

A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni

"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"

by beyondRussian April 6, 2022