Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

Uncle vernand

The best son brother and uncle to ever live.

Omg have you seen uncle vernand

by Hannah ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ April 1, 2022

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Uncle Jerek

Uncle Jerek- A person who is wholesome, sexy, smart, & strong or they are an Uncle named Jerek!

Hey Uncle Jerek!

by The Alphabet Crusader November 16, 2021

first step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Sucky uncle

An unwanted uncle.

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.

by (T) September 11, 2022

Uncles meth

When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.

Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth

by The real gangster December 23, 2020