Sam

A blonde hairy man that runs around abducting people.

Oh my did you see that sam over there?

by wilmur150 September 29, 2018

Sam

Some guy who thinks he's cool, but really isn't.

Sam? Fuck that guy

by Jesuskisser6976 April 30, 2021

Sam

Sam is the name of a person who is an absolute Don. He is a tall darkskin and a very handsome guy who i would highly recommend for any girl who’s looking for a real relationship. He is also an absolutely amazing friend and gentleman so if you are looking for a good friendship Sam is the man for that.

Oh that’s that Sam guy you were talking about?
OMG is that SamTheDon?

by justaregularuser November 20, 2023

Sam Munneke

Big Dik, Peng Abs

U r a Sam Munneke Bruv

by @FRXSH.SAM May 8, 2018

Sam

The name Sam is only used for dickheads who support the worse football team, Sam is good looking but Sam's are cunts, keep away from the name Sam.

Samuel is a cunt

by Memes1 December 10, 2019

Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool

Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Sam

Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done

Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..

by AnAccurateSource November 2, 2021