Thomas Andary

A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.

Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary

Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself

by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022

Thomas

Thomas has GORGEOUS blue eyes and dark brown hair. He is beyond cute and never wants to stop the conversation. He is especially great at basketball and football. He goes through crushes fast but when he finds one that he likes a lot he tells them and they instantly fall for him. He is one of the smartest boys in the grade even if he won’t admit it. Thomas can text for hours on end and will sometimes call you just for the hell of it. All the teachers love him because of his unexplainable personality. He treats those he trusts like friends and tell his best friends everything. Thomas knows how to tease someone without going to far. He is the best boyfriend ever and is a romantic. I can’t say enough about him.

Girl: Thomas told me he likes me and know I don’t even know why I’m falling for him
Girls friend: I know I love his blue eyes!! I wish he liked me.

by Hermione Granger 2.0 February 25, 2020

ginger thoma

hes basically ajax come on guys

Listen up y'all 'cause this is it The beat that I'm banging is delicious Tartagalicious definition Make the girls go loco They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo You can see me, you can squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Girls just come and go like seasons Tartagalicious But, I ain't promiscuous And if you ☝🏻 was suspicious

ginger thoma

by minatozakii July 31, 2021

Thomas

Someone who can’t get into Tracy’s pants.

Thomas: Hey James, Tracy won’t let me fuck her
James: Yeah I know

Tracy: (yells from the bedroom) hey James get back in here and have your way with me

James:Alright babe
Tracy:By the way kick out Thomas he’s killing the mood
James: Thomas get the fuck out

Thomas: Alright

by Tracy’s Lover November 15, 2021

Thomas

literally the hottest guy alive like i’m just gonna have to 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 we’re married but he doesn’t know it yet

thomas marry me pls

by notsomeoneyoushouldworryabout April 16, 2022

Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024

thomas emmitt

The best.

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."

by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019