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John thomas

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He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
by Cynomane June 19, 2023
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Thoma

the absolute love of my life, hes absoutely perfect in every single fucking way. He's the malewife to my girlboss and he has amazing titties.
Person A : OMG did u see thoma
Person B : yeah...i kinda want to stuff my face in his boobs
Person A : same
by Kikisoup September 7, 2021
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Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023
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Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.
I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.
by Mhba August 12, 2019
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The Thomas Special

A meal consisting of Rice-A-Roni and a blue raspberry Fanta accompanied with a soapy boobjob
"You look sad, get this man the Thomas special!
by sgtGoober March 4, 2025
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Thomas

Man I saw Thomas yesterday he’s such a coon
by shadyyolo December 29, 2017
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