When you stick the head of your penis in a persons rectum while the person needs to defecate and then pull out, offering them the choc-top for $1 at the drive thru.
by ItIsITheStinker January 1, 2017
Get the Choc-Top mug.A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They Seemingly are not satisfied until United are invincible and can never lose. They are seen criticizing the manager for the smallest things just to get him sacked. They are usually hoping Man Utd lose their games so they will sack someone they just don’t like. They will Cancel players for one bad game saying “ Oh yeah they are finished” Then compare others to them and the team
Oh man Top Reds are at it again even when we win it’s not enough for them we have to play like prime Barcelona or we are a championship team
by Plastics October 6, 2021
Get the Top Red mug.When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces
Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.
The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
by regretsword December 17, 2020
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Get the a top chick mug.by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007
Get the weird on top mug.Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.
by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021
Get the Top Hat mug.Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.
- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"
_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"
_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"
by calki May 7, 2007
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