Sam

Bit of a dick but means well.

Obsessed with eggs but hates almonds

Person 1: Hey look there’s sam!
Person 2: bet he loves eggs

by Forg862 November 21, 2021

Sam

The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving

I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband

by Myherba June 22, 2023

sam grasso

works at bunnings

Tradie: im gonna go to bunnings to get tools

Person: ha youre sam grasso

by noonga2minda November 6, 2019

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020

sam radke

he is a pretty cool guy and is super outdoorsy. he is normally a pretty fun guy except when he dumps the boys for his girlfriend. they love to just hang out and stare awkwardly at each other. sometimes he’ll watch a movie and if he’s feeling frisky they may end up touching each other (but not sexually)

last night mckenzie eason russian flashbanged sam radke in the kitchen

by heodndnd May 4, 2023

sam rigo

another term used for anal beads

"Hey mom, did you steal my Sam Rigo"

by swagganotor500 November 17, 2016