by Discord=Spacebar#0107 March 14, 2023
Get the rocket ship mug.Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
Get the Israeli Cock Rocket mug.An Iraqi rocket launcher is when you cum in your hand then load up and chuck that shit out of at least a 2nd story window down on a public road/street hoping to hit someone.
by Big Wienie June 11, 2024
Get the Iraqi rocket launcher mug.The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.
Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!
by BobRoss567823 June 23, 2024
Get the rocket launchering mug.When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts
Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"
Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"
by cockandballsraper69 July 1, 2024
Get the Somali Rocket Launcher mug.In baseball, a homerun that is hit so far out of the park and hit with such extreme exit velocity that is surprising.
That Rotch rocket left the hard faster than I have ever seen.
He hit the shit out of that Rotch rocket that it left the yard in no time.
He hit the shit out of that Rotch rocket that it left the yard in no time.
by TinyM July 24, 2024
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